I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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