O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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