My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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