Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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