i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You've changed since you got that strap on
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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