Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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