Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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