Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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