If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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