That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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