if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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