we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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