You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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