The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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