So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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