Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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