okay pat passed out under dana's car
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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