thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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