Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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