But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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