did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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