were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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