That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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