the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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