I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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