Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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