i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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