im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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