hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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