Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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