Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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