He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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