tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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