I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Do vagina's smell?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
