Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize