Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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