Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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