did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
