did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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