its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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