I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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