thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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