Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
