He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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