hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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