i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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