Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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