pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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