When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
