# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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