i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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