How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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