I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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